Heidi: Cafth is back and he has some things to share for everyone and explain about his disappearance for so long. We weren't able to disclose any of the information written here in this issue, for some very good reasons as you'll see. Please read on and I hope this clears up a lot of our reader's questions out there:

Cafth: Hello to everyone, I know it's a been a long time since I've shared information with you all. Please, let me explain what has been taking place and left me no choice but to ask for Heidi and Amanda's silence:

We have been struggling for years now against a force that is not of your planet. It has succeeded in infiltrating your society for sometime now, especially your greatest resources, your children.

This force was an elusive one, and we took all measures to beat it out before things became too involved and too late. When this race of beings first became recognized on your planet, it originated in Europe, England to be exact.

It at first was more or less, timid and even harmless. But the more widespread their involvement became, the more our concerns heightened. Last year, on my anniversary of answering people's questions, the infection of this being was overwhelming.

I was then ordered to place all of my focus to helping to rid your planet of this being, and I am happy to say that myself, along with many on my ship and many fleets behind it, have been successful.

Tinky Winkie, Dipsy, Po and Laalaa and of the race of beings you know better as The Teletubbies have now been cancelled. Please take part in our celebration, but know that it is not complete until we have also taken out the "purple dinosaur" creature. Until that day comes, somberness still crowds the airwaves we live and breathe everyday in your airspace.

Happy April Fool's Day!!! (If you didn't know, this part was a joke: the real Cafth, I'm aiming to have back here soon. I'm still working hard on that sorry to disappoint)